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Veal & Chuck Show Episodes
Previously, on the show, our two runaways were able to avoid capture by means of covert, cognitive, recon operations. In other words, they ditched the sheriffs truck and hid behind a tree. Who'd of thought!
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Will Veal and Chuck get caught after the sheriff realizes he has hoodwinked, and what's the deal with Veals mom??? Where is she?! Stay tuned for next weeks exciting episode of the Veal and Show!
Okay Paco,
this is the plan.
We get this here Heffer and let mother nature do the rest.
But,
but,
boss..
But boss, you forgot to tie her to the post..
Sure am Big Daddy!
Goin' my way babe?
Once we have him roped, we an collect our bounty.
!!??!!
Previously on the show, Veal and Chuck were able to make yet another successful attempt in evading the sheriff. They were well on their way to Utopia i.e. Inda., until...as fate would have it, and strictly by "coincidence", a pretty Heffer enters their lives. On the run from the sheriff, with no intent on going back to the ranch, because we all know what happens at the ranch, (BOO!) Meet (?) help me name her. Submit your suggestions : )
Inevitability Sheriff's plans backfire and now he's got 3 runaway cows on his punch list...
While Chuck, Veal and their new friend were getting acquainted, Sheriff Floyd put out an all point "bull" etin. (more cow puns)
This ain't over folks!
Stay tuned for next week's episode of The Veal and Chuck Show!
What brings ya to this neck of the woods?
YOU DO!
So...tell
me...
Calling all cars
be on the lookout
for 3 runaway
steer!
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Previously, on the show, Sheriff Floyd is trying to figure out how to catch the trio. Meanwhile, Chuck and the new cow are trying to figure out how to get Veal out of his crate...wonder if we'll ever find out...well you have to stay tuned to the next exciting episode of the Veal and Chuck Show
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We need a new plan Paco..
ya have any ideas?
Well, a long time ago, my cousin used a tracker to find her lost doggie.
Calf?
No, Beagle
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Don't worry little
buddy! We'll get
ya out!
by the way.. what
was your name
again sweetheaert?
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On this episode of the Veal and Chuck Show, Sheriff and Paco hire a tracker cow to help find the trio of escapees. Find out what happens next..
Okay Paco, here's the plan. I've installed a tracking device in this cow here. We let this here tracker cow out, and let the tracker do it's job.
But boss.. the tracker...
That cow thinks he's so smart! Just wait til he get's a load of my trap! He's gonna be one sorry STEER!!!
You didn't turn the tracker on!
???!!!
UGH!!
Quick! Get the squad car!!!
Boy! That is one dumb sheriff!!!
More to come on next exciting episode of theVeal & Chuck Show!
They're Baaack!
In our last episode, dumb ass sheriff forgot to turn on the homing beacon from
tracker cows collar, now dumb sheriff has four loose animals on his hands and no idea how to get them back.
He will now have to rely on the local tribal teamsters to help find his cattle...fyi, teamster don't have the best reputation for peaceful negotiations.
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As you recall, Veal, Chuck and company were able to evade capture from Sheriff Floyd...
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I'll get you my pretties,
and
your little calf too!
Howdy Sport!
Needa lift?
YUP!
So, what's your
Story?....
Dumb ass sheriff put a tracking collar on me and forgot to turn it on!
Will sheriff ever catch these runaways, will Veal ever get out of his cage? Stay tuned ......
Mo cow humor
Poor thing never
saw it coming...
Sadly, poor Harold DID see it coming.
His problem was shitty "depth perception"!
I got plenty of time...
Previously. On our show, Chuck, Veal and their new friends all agree that India, the land of luxury, is the place to go, to live out their lives. Meanwhile, Veal is still stuck in his crate, and is still wondering about his mom. (Poor Veal!). And the sheriff is still hot on their trail.Our story continues with the Sheriff, who is madder than a hornet, finally resorts to calling in the big guns, “Injuns”. He acquires a tribal cow tracker to get the runaways back.Has a pretty cow from India to lure Chuck and the others back to the “Big House” ranch.Will this be the last part of the Veal and Chuck show? Find out on next weeks episode of the Veal and Chuck Show!
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So it's agreed...India it is!
Listen Chief, I need those cows and I need them FAST!!!
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You no worry Kemosabe
Me gottum' secret weapon
Hello Dolling!
Farm animal Funnies
To be continued...
Hi old timer, my name is Duke, and you are?...
Jerky.
Ok youz' guyz'! I'm
bustin' outta here...
who's with me?
Chirp
Chirp
Chirp
Chirp
Chirp
Chirp
Idiots!....
Why there aren't very many black sheep out there...
This is double agent, Clarissa Cow
Well hello there tall
dark bay and handsome.
Have room for one more?
Sure do Toots!
Hop in!
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Little did Chuck realize that he had been brainwashed by Clarrisa Cow's hypnotic gaze.
Will Chuck, Veal and company be doomed to becoming lunch meat, burgers or char broiled ribeyes? Stay tuned for next weeks exciting episode of the Veal and Chuck show!
Previously on the show, Clarrisa was somehow able to lure Chuck toward the "Big House" van.....
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That bitch is trying
to lure Chuck into
the "Big House" van!
What should we do?
Episode 9 continued...
I have no idea..do you have a plan?
I am gonna kick
her "cow ass",
into next week!
Yeah..
..and so she did. Lola pounded the she-devils butt-end so hard, she sent the double agent flying...
What happened?...
You just about
ended up in the
Big van.
The force of the blow sent Clarissa soaring through the air, crashing into Chuck, rendering him unconscious.
Lola told Chuck about the sheriff's plan to get all of the growing herd bak to the processing plant.
phase 1: Pretty cow entices bull to follow her to the livestock van.
phase 2: Bull follows double agent and others follow alpha bull.
phase 3: All of the cattle
is sent back to be processed..
Will Chuck and the others continue to avoid being captured by the sheriff? Will Veal ever find out what happened to his mom? Stay tuned for next weeks exciting episode of the Veal and Chuck Show,
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Look Toots' What's the big idea?! What's your angle lady?!
"sniff"..
So ya sold me out...
Honest Dolling, it's not what it looks like! I've been promised my freedom if I could help get you all back!
This is a pickle Clarissa has gotten herslf into. Is Clarissa a friend or foe.Find out on next weeks
exciting episode of the Veal and Chuck Show!
Honest Dolling, I had no choice...
Sheriff can be very convincing..
Don't you dare listen to that tramp! She's a lying 2-face cow-bitch!
She is working for the enemy Chuck!
And what about Veal! He's still stuck in that crate! Don't forget, We need to help him!
Will Veal ever find his mom? What about Clarissa cow? Is Lola right? Find out on next weeks exciting episode of, the Veal and Chuck Show
Listen you tramp! You keep your hooves away from my old man!
Funny, I don't see your brand on him..
I'm gonna kick your ass you
phony bitch!
tsk! tsk! Ladies don't
bull fight. Besides,
he's not my type!
...if you haven't noticed, something is going on with Clarissa ear..hmm...what do you suppose is going on? Stay tuned for next weeks exciting episode of "the Veal and Chuck Show"!
Previously on the show, it looked like them group of escapees were coming close to losing their freedom, however, Lola being the brighter of the group, came up with a plan
This is sheriff Floyd, do you copy agent CC?
Dah, commandant Dolling. Over.
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Chuck! You have got to get a grip and stay away from that bull-shitter, Clarissa Cow!
I can't help myself! It's something about those hypnotic eyes...I guess it's only a matter of time before we get caught!
Try not to worry..
I think I have a plan....
So...what's the plan???
Stayed tuned for next weeks exciting episode of the Veal and Chuck Show!
So...what's your plan?
Thought you'd never ask.
What's that thing?
It's only the ear bud CC's been using to talk to the sheriff with.
How's that gonna help us.
Silly man, have you never heard of a double agent.
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CC lost a couple of things when I clobbered her sorry ass!
How do I look?
You look like the bitch.
Where have you been Agent CC?
I've been trying to call
you for the last hour!
Listen to this...
"Hello Dolling. This is Agent C.C., over.
Get it Now?
Hell Yeah!
Will Lola continue to pull off the double-agent role? And if so, long will she get away with it. And what's the deal with "Veal"? Find out next week on The Veal and Chuck show.
Previously on the last "long ass" Episode, Lola was on her way to Sheriffs location to do a little "recon" for our hero's
This is agent C.C. Dolling...what's your "20?"
I'm over at the North Ridge slope, by the
note: "20" means "location".
Will Lola and Chuck get Veal outta his crate without getting caught? Stay tuned for next weeks episode of the Veal and Chuck Show!
Mission Accomplished!
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AMAZING!
Time to get Veal outta that crate!
Previosly on our show, Chuck and Lola were in the process of freeing Veal from his enclosure...
Yay!
Good news Veal! We found tools to help get you out of your crate!
BOO!
Way to dampen the mood babe..don't worry Veal,
we'll get you out!
Bad news! We don't have reversable thumbs...
Will Chuck and Lola gain access to reversable thumbs? And what happend to the other cow? Find out on next weeks gripping episode of the Veal and Chuck show.
Where is my cattle Chief???!!!
You said you could bring
those cows back to me!!!
What gives!!??!?
UGH!
Relax Kimo-sabi...
We got this!
Dah!
You didn't employ me for my good looks..did you Dolling?
That's right! CC's got the greatest sniffer west of the Mississippi. It seems she has already located their position and has started plotting out a path toward their course.
Are our hero's doomed to be the first course? (we all know ehat that means!) Boo!
Stay tuned for next weeks episode of the Veal and Chuck show.
If anyone has been wondering about what ever happened to the tracker cow, he's been busy tracking...
Bad news gang!
I've been tracking Sheriff and C.C. and they are hot on our trail!
Looks like we nee to put getting you out o f your crate for now kiddo. We're gonna have to split!
OK
Will Chuck, Veal and the rest of the gang be able to stay ahead of the heat? Stay tuned for next weeks episode of the Veal and Chuck Show!
Tracker VS Tracker
Now that our friends have got the downlow on Sheriff and CC's plan, they continue their journey to India and are on the run again. staying one hoof ahead of the bounty hunters.
We need to do something about CC's sniffer!
What do you suggest Babe?
We need a new plan..
Hey guys, don't forget! I have a pretty decent sniffer myself remember? I'm a tracker cow too!
You're right, as long as you can smell CC and the sheriff, we can stay one step ahead of them..
What's to become of our gang of bovines? Will they ever make it to India, and will they ever be able to set Veal free? Stay tuned for next weeks exciting episode of the Veal and Chuck Show!
As our friends dash feverishly through the desert,
the sheriff and CC are hot on their trail!
Oh NO! They're getting close... can smell them!
Keep sniffing CC we're getting close! I can even smell 'em myself!
But boss!
Not NOW Paco!
But Boss!
I said not NOW!..what the?
I tried to tell you boss, you
forgot to put gas in the tank
DOH!!!
Will our gang of bovine ever make it to India? and when will the dumb-ass sheriff finally
Will our gang of bovine ever make it to India? and when will the dumb-ass sheriff finally pull his head outta his ass and give up his pursuit? And will we ever get a chance to see Veal come outta his crate? Stay tuned for a surprise episode of the Veal and Chuck show!
After numerous attempts to free Veal, Lola finally suggested to Chuck to use his head.
Oh Veal! You poor baby! Just look at you!
Is that you Mama?
After all the time Veal had been trapped in his crate,
Veal was slowly losing his vision due to the lack of
sunlight. In other words, poor little Veal was as blind a bat.
Will our little friend ever be able to see again? Find out
in next weeks thrilling episode of the Veal and Chuck show.
Previously on our show, Veal, with the help pf his friends. and able to break free from his enclosure, unfortunately...
We're also there Dolling!
I can smell them right
over the ridge!
Good girl CC!
Let's go get 'em!
HUH1?! uh-oh! Looks like we have a problem here..little Veal can't see and his legs don't work..gotta plan babe, cuz we're gonna need one!?
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I'm hungry
Mama..
Is this it for our gang? You won't know unless Stay tuned and keep up with our bovine bunch on
the Veal and Chuck Show!
Is this it for our gang? You won't know unless Stay tuned and keep up with our bovine bunch on
the Veal and Chuck Show!
Previously on our show, Veal was revealed and to the dismay of our bull gang, little Veal and impaired vision and couldn't wa;k due to his time in confinement.
We need to do something about Veal here..what do you suggest we do?
Quick Paco! Get the truck!
We need ot hurry if we're gonna catch them there cows!
But but Boss..
As usual, Lola was able to come up with a plan...
Perfect! Now let's get outta here!
I can smell them right behind us!
We're gonna need more tires..
It wasn't 'til then, when sheriff realized he had inadvertently drove over a bed of cacti
Seriously! Can this sheriff NOT be stupid enough? Find out on next weeks exciting episode of "the Veal and Chuck show"!
Previously on the Veal and Chuck show...
Quick babe! We gotta get outta here!
I 'll take Veal and you get the truck
We can't afford to get caught
The bounty hunters were closing in on our friends.. will this be it for our group of cattle? STay tuned for next weeks episode of the Veal and Chuck show!
Previously on the Veal and Chuck show
sheriffs possee are hot on our trio's tails
This pit was a good idea. Paco get the truck so we can start herding em this way,,,Paco, Paco?
In here boss!
By the way. Whatever happened to the Tracker Cow?
"I'm right here"
Don't look now, but I think the sheriff caught him..
What?
Sadly, we must say goodbye to Tracker cow..more to come on next weeks episode of the Veal and Chuck show
Looks like you've been caught by the sheriff..what happened?
I fell in the pit sheriff made for you.
Sadly, we must say goodbye to Tracker cow. Wait! What?
Me think's "Tracker Cow" is gonna be in more episodes of the Veal and Chuck show. Stay tuned.
Veal goes MISSING.....
Now that we have a mole on our side, we can track every mooov that stupid sheriff makes!
HEY BABE!
HAVE YOU SEEN VEAL?!!VEAL?!!
Has Veal met the same fate as Tracker Cow?
Stay tuned for next weeks nail biting episode of The Veal and Chuck show!
Last week on our show, Veal ended up missing..yes, he was "calf napped" by sheriff..
Looky here youngin'... when your friends see that your missin' they'll be sure to come back lookin' for ya all. They fall into that, there, pit and that's when I'll collect my bounty, ya see?
sniff..I want my mommy...
Well, is this it for Veal, Chuck and Lola? Stay tuned for next weeks episode of the Veal and Chuck Show
OMG! Babe! Damn sheriff
has Veal!
Don't worry babe! I got this
Veal and Chuck show remains running...Yay!! Lola has a plan!!! If ya care about hearing the plan come on back to next weeks episode on the Veal and Chuck Show!
Okay Tracker, you distract
that asshole sheriff
and I'll grab Veal.
Check!
Looks like Lola's came up with a plan. Find out next week to see if it works on the Veal and Chuck Show.
Previoulsy on the Veal and Chuck show Lola had a plan.
What!? Who said that?!!!
"PSST"
Is Lola's plan gonna work? Stay tuned for next weeks episode of the Veal and Chuck show!
Looks like my plan
worked,,now what?
India!
Will our trio of bovines ever make it to India?
Is this the end of the end of our story? Stay tuned for next weeks episode of The Veal and Chuck show!
.Are we there yet mama?
Veal, honey, I'm not your mama..
your mama's gone.
...Awkward silence.....
WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!....
Nice going babe.....
Er, what I meant to say is I'm not your mama because I'm you aunt Lola, and your mama's just not here right now....
"SNIFF"
Talk about your whoppers..Sheesh
Will Lola ever come clean and tell Veal the truth about his mama? Stay tuned for next weeks episode of
"the Veal and Chuck show".
Previously on the Veal and Chuck show, Lola quickly convinced Veal that she was his aunt.
Paco, this pit didn't work on that
dad-burn angus!
We're gonna have to come up with a different plan....
Se Boss..
Aunt Lola...where's mama at?
Uh oh...
"Uh oh" is right! Is the truth finally gonna come out? Stay tuned for next weeks episode of the
Veal and Chuck show!
I know where
Veal's mom is!